Could not help but read a review on a film recently. One of my friends had given a link on Facebook and tagged me on it so that I could read it. Now, I love reading reviews on books and films. We have a couple of reading groups here were we discuss issues, current reading, films (occasionally) and theories related to culture, politics and language. One problem I find with reading random reviews done by amateurs is that they try to fit in too much jargon in order to criticize (or appreciate, for a change) each and everything. Some of them seem to be under the belief that to review means to criticize.
This reviewer (using the term critic would have been much simpler, I know, but you use it to mention a person who is a critique!) seems to think that to review you should be able to look at what others might have overlooked. I couldn’t agree because each person’s perspective of a work of art is different and you don’t need to agree with each other in case of criticizing/ appreciating it. This guy, in turn, has used a technique that lazy high school students use when writing a term paper; use as much as literary jargon you can use so that the teacher will get his/her brain roasted like popcorn! The review, in short, looked like a term paper. You’d need The Glossary of Literary Terms by your side to read/understand it.
Frankly, after reading the whole damn thing I didn’t have a clue to what this guy was actually saying. The review just went on talking about how this was not supposed to be there or how that was not supposed to be like that… Why is it difficult for these crocodiles to leave a writer just to write? The film wasn’t a great one to watch, I admit. The review should have been critical about the social issues that the film was trying to focus on but failed miserably. Instead, the reviewer went on talking about Feminist approaches and how a post 9/11 Muslim insecurity gets portrayed in the film. I wrote under the Facebook link that ‘post 9/11’ is quite an old fashion these days and it’s about time people (like him) concentrate on something else to have their bullshit off their shoes.
Tail end: – My friend asked me how I felt after reading the review.
I told him that I felt like overseeing a lab test of packet of shit. He hung upon me saying that the reviewer was his friend. I sent him a message saying that if he thought of himself as a best friend it is about time he should get his best friend to a shrink. I feel like Simon Pegg in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People.
My dear friend suddenly reminded me that Capricornians have a very bad time ahead!

